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thoughts-for-thots:

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

This is the realest shit ever. princesael
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mutanthood:

afro-orgasm:

Orgasm Race

The Rules

1. All racers have headphones on so they can’t hear each other.

2. Must remain dressed until the 5 min timer goes off.

3. After 5 mins they can undress down to underwear but can only touch themselves through their underwear.

4. After 10 mins the models can do whatever they want.

5. When they orgasm, they will hold up a checkered flag.

6. No toys or vibrators.

7. Must stay on their chairs.

Results

1st place: Aletta: 12 minutes and 6 seconds

2nd place: Fenna: 14 minutes and 40 seconds

3rd place: Nayomi: 17 minutes and 55 seconds

4th place: Analyn: 18 minutes and 16 seconds

Everyone won.

This the wildest shit ever

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ultrafacts:

10 Useful websites that you can use.

More facts on Ultrafacts!

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"

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

"

brenanf999:

dontwantyourmoneysir:

anndruyan:

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

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~ FIRST CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!

iimagogettit:

365 Day Tumblr Challenge

Alrighty I’m starting the 365 Day Tumblr Challenge today! Wish me luck :)

Day 1: hopes, dreams, and plans for the next 365 days with a picture of yourself
Day 2: something that’s illegal but you think it should be legal
Day 3: what you think your reason for being here…